Thoughts from a beaten down KC sports fan...

Today, I watched the Chiefs get drilled by the Eagles, 34-14 in Philly. Ironically, with all the Michael Vick hype, he wasn’t even a factor in the game. Kevin Kolb and untimely penalties beat the Chiefs today. Yea sure, they were marching late in the game to score a garbage touchdown after not being in this game all day, but in the end it didn’t matter. Back at home, Zack Greinke (the one bright spot) put an exclamation point on his case for the AL Cy Young, while playing for a team who barely dodged another 100 game loss season. Man, it sucks to be a fan in Kansas City.

I'm not sure when things got so bad here, but pride of anything in KC seems to be hard to come by. I love living here. My family moved here 33 years ago from Omaha. Back then, that was a big move. Over the next few years, I would grow up with a Royals team that would become a contender. This team would play in two World Series' (winning one in that magical '85 season) and would make the playoffs regularly. Okay, the Chiefs sucked until Marty's second season but eventually the 90's would be filled with great moments from Arrowhead Stadium. It is hard for me to imagine there are adults ... ADULTS ... who have never known a winning season from the Royals or teenagers who remember more seasons where the Chiefs were at home in January versus playing in a meaningful game. If they did make the playoffs it typically ended with immeasurable heartbreak. My brother, the soccer fan, would point out the Wizards (for those who aren't aware, we have a professional soccer team) have actually won a championship within the last ten years... you can decide if that counts.

I guess I wonder what it would be like to be a fan in a city with a perennial winner. I wonder what it would be like to see your owner hoist a championship trophy or have a downtown parade or have ESPN do a dedicated website to your city because your teams kick so much ass, don't you? Even though we've had success with our neighboring college teams, unless you are alum of one of the school, it doesn't really feel like "ours".

I don't write this to rant about ownership of the Royals or the incredibly undisciplined play of the Chiefs, this is more about an inferiority complex this city needs to get rid of. It's long overdue. The citizens of this fair city are hard-working, tax-paying, God-fearing people and they truly deserve a winner ... a real, bona fide winner. You can argue all day long about what it will take to get there but the one indisputable fact is the fans here deserve better.

When the nicest thing the TV commentators can say about your football team is: "Man, this has to be the greatest smelling parking lot in the NFL." It's time for a change. When the best thing local commentators can say about the baseball team is: "Don Denkinger will never have to pay for a drink in Kansas City." or "Kansas City is a nice minor league (yea, I know) team." It is time for a change.

I hope Zack wins the AL Cy Young, he deserves it. More than this, I hope the Royals will become a contender again. I'm not a stat guy, but I know crappy baseball when I see it. I don't need numbers to tell me this. Offense has been one of the biggest issues for years, and nothing we do seems to change this. Whether it's trying to develop talent in our farm system (horrible though it may be) or trying to lure and overpay free agents who are past their prime, the formula is not working.

The Chiefs' outlook seems like it could be more positive. Yes, they are now 0 - 3 (again) but there appears to be a plan in place. The Peterson era ran about 3 seasons too long and, man, are we paying for it today. 26 losses in the last 28 games (not counting preseason). Ouch. 4 players out of 32 players who were on the end of last season’s roster are currently employed. Double ouch. By the looks of things, we must be still looking for those 22 guys off the street, right Todd? It really has to get better. I know folks aren't fans of Pioli's secretiveness or Haley's gruffness, but if they can bring this town a championship, I'm willing to deal with it.

As a fan, I'm hopeful and optimistic. As a Kansas Citian, I'm pissed and tired of the drought. Both of me, just wants it to get better. I really need to know what it’s like to have Sports Illustrated do one of those winning season DVDs with a cool helmet ... or something like that.

I can dream, can’t I?

Because it's the last time we had a championship parade in Kansas City...

Fall Season first impressions

The 2009 Fall TV Season has begun and my DVR needs an ice pack. I'm all in this year whereas in the past I usually cherry pick where I'd spend my nights. This year, the new offerings are promising while a few returning champs maybe worth hanging with for another year. I'm always struck by the attempt of studios to convince us that we are seeing something new when most often we get mostly retread. This year, though, the studios have perhaps accepted the reality that there truly is nothing new under the sun and have reconciled their own creative deficiencies. Maybe I liked it better when they were lying to us... do we really need another procedural, CBS? CW, why are you mining Aaron Spelling's basement for ideas? Hey ABC, is Flash Forward this years Lost? NBC, why the hell did you give Conan O'Brien the Tonight Show only to neuter him by putting Jay Leno in the 9PM CST (10 ET) spot (not to mention kill five hours of possible new programming)? Who knows? That is why we watch the shows...

My favs of the new blood (so far):

Flash Forward - Is there another show with more hype? Not likely. The pilot was very good. The tension is definitely high and the cast is good overall. I had some nitpicks, mainly with star Joseph Fiennes. Dude was overacting just a bit. Yes, I know he has to be intense and bring a "Jack" quality to the show but man he was pushing it. I'm hoping once the season settles, he'll hit a stride that feels more in sync with the others on the show. John Cho was good, although I will also see him as Harold. But, he's growing on me. I'm definitely more intrigued by this concept more so than I ever was in Lost... (gasp) ... I know, I said it. I am hoping this can hold true to its core concept and not lose focus out of the gate (Heroes, I'm talking to you). As fans get prepared for life after Lost, this show might be the best candidate for filling the void. For now, I like what I see ...

Cougar Town - This is a damn funny show. Courtney Cox is hilariously self-aware in this show and seems to be winking at the audience. It works. Her son (Dan Cobb) is still finding way in the role - reminds me a bit of Michael Cera in the early episodes of Arrested Development. Not sure how long the gimmick will hold up but for now it's funny.

Modern Family - Ed O'Neill is great. The man has had roles that have single-handedly redefined the patriarch and this one seems to be keeping with the career trend. The show seems to be taking a shot at the "let's try to be as irreverent as Arrested Development was" title ... we'll see. The pilot was hilarious with just enough "oh, that is wrong" moments.

On the fence -

NCIS: Los Angeles - Um ... not sure if this show is really necessary. It's super cop corny with all the spit and polish you would expect from the producer of ... well, you know. My issue is chemistry. The original show works because the cast is tight and you know who does what. This cast really doesn't have that yet. I spent much of the time trying to figure out the purpose of the supporting cast. The pilot for the spin-off is somewhat convoluted and confusing with the focus on the redemption of a battered and damaged Chris O'Donnell. This has the makings of a "white guy lead" and "black guy sidekick" show which has been done before (and better). Hoping the don't land here as it will kill the show quick. Funny though, when the show starts to bog down the producer go to their ace in the hole: the always magnificent Linda Hunt. She really steals the show. Not sure if she's in for the long haul but she at least makes it interesting... for now.

Community - I really want to like this show. I fully expect to see the show labeled "the breakout hit of the new season" in the next two weeks. I've watched two episodes now and I'm really not digging this yet. Again, it's early but we've seen this show many times. Joel McHale is funny but again, it's chemistry. The cast is promising. Chevy Chase in a primetime show is a gift but they've got to give him good material. Right now his role would be better played by John Lithgow, not Chevy. Fingers crossed.

Glee - It's a musical show. I just keep thinking Cop Rock. That really isn't fair, I know, that show was poorly conceived and even worse in its execution. No doubt that this cast is talented. In a post-High School Musical world, there just might be room for a show like this.

Hell no:

Accidentally on Purpose - This show sucks. I laughed once. Jenna Elfman is awkward. That's the only word I can think of. The cast is pointless.

Eastwick - I thought we saw this show already when it was called Charmed. Not sure we are breaking new ground here. And on that note...

90210 and Melrose Place - I really don't get it. These shows are guilty pleasure classics and are revered in the annals of garbage pop television. These new reboots can't come anywhere close to recapturing what made their predecessors great candy... no matter how many old cast members show up. Besides guys like Grant Show has moved on, he's on Accidentally on Purpose ... oh wait, he might want to keep the producers' number close, he might need a 'special guest star' moment in his future.

Bored to Death - Um... yes, I was. This is horrible. Where to begin? The cast, the premise, the execution... wow! I guess it's a comedy but I couldn't hear my laughter over my snoring so I really wouldn't know.

Returning favs:

Big Bang Theory - This is a big year for the show. It could easily be the year where many late-comers discover the show. This is the funniest sitcom on TV, hands down. Please do not get it twisted, I like Office, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother but damned if BBT doesn't reduce me to a puddle of geeky, teary-eyed, head-throbbing goo... in a good way. The cast is incredible. And yes, obviously the core concept appeals to my nerd-tastic socially dysfunctional tendencies. But no one does it better. The season premiere totally delivered ... again.

Office - The good news is it's still a great show. Solid cast. Premiere was good, however, I can't help but wonder if the show is hitting a wall. It was definitely hitting sour tone with some of the episodes last season. Michael shtick can only roll for so long. I'm cautious ...

The Mentalist - I like this show. Simon Baker is much like his character on the show (which he egotistically points out in the premiere) he is the glue, the show doesn't have much going for it beyond him. The stories are at there best when they focus on the Red John storyline. Baker's Jane is determined and focused without the snark and silly "nothing up my sleeve" conceit. Yes, I said I like the show but it's mainly because of the potential. The second season could start to truly realize it.

CSI - So how do you replace three of your most popular characters including your lead? You reload. (s'cuz the pun) Enter Laurence Fishbourne. He joined the cast in the middle of last season and you get the impression that his Ray has a darker mission which will reveal itself this year. I gotta say the Matrix-like season premiere was way over the top and a pointless gimick. CSI has always had style over substance but the Grissom character grounded you throughout. Now, I wonder who the anchor will be. I will not even acknowledge the other CSI's as they have been devoid of new ideas since the launched.

NCIS - Well, if you have a successful formula, you stick with it, right? Now that the show has been spun, it remains to be seen if the mothership can stay the course. Mark Harmon is solid and helps keep the rest of the cast properly "Grissomed". The other thought here is, CBS is who we thought they were. All crime solver television, all the time. Boomer's love that stuff. CBS is programming 11 hours of it this season. Get use to it.

Sons of Anarchy - Who knew I would like a show about drug dealing bikers is rural Cali? I do. This is tense from jump. Season two is going like ... well, gangbusters. The addition of Henry Rollins this season is perfect. FX is a channel that really knows how to program. From The Shield (RIP) to It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The shows are top notch.

Curb Your Enthusiasm - Love it. Larry David is in great form in what is meant to be the last season. Obviously, the focus will be the reunion of the cast of Seinfeld, but I'm hoping the season will rise above all that yada, yada.

Yet to review: The Good Wife, Truama, Dollhouse (Take 2), Fringe, Smallville, Heroes (Last chance), Hank, The Middle

Don't ask: Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, Mercy, Brothers & Sisters, Lost and Desperate Housewives

Friday Flashback: Ladies First Part 1

So I've been slackin' a bit, but I'm back with a slightly more sensitive Friday Flashback. This week we put the spotlight on the girl R&B groups from the 90's. Yes, I'm feeling the 90's tip a lot right now, I can't even deny it. Obviously, girl groups haven't been hot since Beyonce kicked Kelly and Michelle to the curb. That said, before "Say My Name", there were some queens of the stage who made some great tracks. But you know I have to put a spin on it. Rather than hit you with some the big hits, I'd rather get some of the lesser known gems from some really talented ladies.

Note: I do realize there were a lot of female groups at this time which is why this is part 1. Be patient...

First up, Brownstone. I start with Brownstone for no other reason but these ladies were great. This group hit big with the show and prove track, "If You Love Me" and followed with a few minor hits on the R&B charts. Fact is these girl could blow. The music was deep and powerful with production that stepped outside the cookie-cutter New Jack sound of the time. The formula was in place, Michael Jackson's MJJ label, a hot producer (Dave "Jam" Hall) and hot debut track... but sadly the magic died as soon as it came. Brownstone would reset with a sophomore effort (new member in tow), Still Climbing, but it really only generated one hit, the sublime "5 Mile to Empty".

Next up is a personal favorite. Jade. Another trio with a couple of hits and a lot of attitude. Their debut album, Jade To the Max was a confident mix of dance tracks and ballads, "Don't Walk Away" being the biggest hit ... not to mention the damn answering machine bit that seemingly every R&B album in the 90's had. The track I chose for you is a fun floor hopper... "Every Day of the Week".

I really can't do this without mentioning Total. All due respect to the ladies but, people forget how hot Puffy (Diddy) was back in the day. Sad fact is that he will never, ever be able to replicate the machine he had back then. Even if you take Biggie out of the mix, Puffy's hit list was impressive. Total definitely benefited from having Puffy at the controls because it more than made up for their marginal vocals. They were one of the weakest, vocally speaking, of all the girl groups from the era. That said, "Can't You See" was hot! Plus Biggie's in the video...

Next up is Xscape. I include them because half the group is in the spotlight and has wiggled their way back into pop culture relevance. Kandi Burress is now an Atlanta Housewife with hitmaker pedigree ("No Scrubs", "Bills, Bills, Bills" and "Bug A Boo")... although her cool card might need to be pulled after the train wreck known as "Tardy for the Party", damn. Tameka "Tiny" Cottle kept her name in the spotlight as Mrs. T.I. and now has a reality show with Lil' Wayne's ex. Before all of dat... Jermaine Dupri was bringing the hits for the quartet ... oh and these girls could do the damn thang.

This is a clean track with nice harmony...

We do clean up work with, in my opinion, one of the best girl groups of the time ... and no, it's not En Vogue. SWV. Seriously, folks, these ladies were the most consistent, if not talented group of the 90's. It's About Time was the standard for other girl groups to measure themselves by as far as debut albums go. They continued to produce solid albums with great music while pushing themselves creatively.

This track is still one of the most beautiful love songs of the era. "Rain".

Okay, so this is part 1... deal. Oh and thanks for reading, P.

Friday Flashback: New Jack Edition

This week, I thought it might be good to focus on an unsung hero of the New Jack era. Typically, when people think of 90's R&B, images of Keith Sweat, Johnny Gill, Levert or En Vogue come to mind. All are great in their own right. You might also think of Teddy Riley as he was the architect for many of the big hits of the decade (the man had three groups: Guy, Blackstreet and Wreckx-N-Effect) not to mention he is the father of New Jack Swing. You might also think of a certain media everyman who, at the time, went by the name of Sean "Puffy" Combs, who was still making his mark on the industry under the tutelage of Andre Harrell in the early 90's.

But as Teddy and Puffy rose to superstardom, there was another star waiting in the wings for his chance to shine. Kenny Greene. Yea, not many people know his name but his impact on 90's R&B music can't be denied. Kenny penned hits for many popular acts of the decade (Will Smith, Soul 4 Real and 98 Degrees) including a couple of choice tracks from Mary J Blige's debut classic "What's the 411?" (This was also a breakthrough for Puffy as he was producer). Kenny was also the frontman for one of the most underrated groups of the time: Intro.

Intro is my favorite 90's R&B groups. Artistically speaking they were probably one of the best R&B groups of the era. Intro never had that big crossover hit (only released two albums) and most unfortunate was the fact that Kenny would pass away before he or they could every attain superstar status. His contribution, IMHO, should not be ignored. Kenny Greene was an enigma. While he sang and wrote in the voice of the confident lover man and possessing the ability to emote strong desire and bravado that made women swoon, he had a secret. Kenny was bi-sexual. In the extremely masculine world of 'sex me' type lead singers, Kenny kept that secret as he feared it would destroy his career before it would truly start. In the end, his dual lifestyle led to him contracting HIV and ultimately dying from complications due to AIDS. His story is as complex as the arrangements he would create… more on his social impact here

As I look through his catalogue, the thing that really sets him apart from the other groups was the arrangements and construction of his music. Much of the first Intro album is a wonderful synergy of production and songwriting not to mention incredible vocals. Even when he reaches back into the crates to remake Stevie's classic "Ribbon in the Sky", he puts a unique spin on the track to make it truly an Intro hit. This is my tribute to one gone too soon ...

Here is the remix of "Ribbon in the Sky" not the video...

One of the best Mary J songs ever (Kenny co-wrote)...

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The only hit single from the second album "New Life" - Funny How Time Flies

Is it over yet?

I just keep asking myself. Yes "summer" is over, but the ominously named "Summer of Death" feels like it just keeps rolling along. With Patrick Swayze death last week it seems like my own mortality is catch up with me. When you consider who we've lost since June, it really makes it all too real to consider (more than just celebrities). I won't list them all but I will isolate a few who made an impact in my life.

Dom DeLuise - Dom exemplified the jolly big guy. I don't really remember a movie with him in it when he didn't have a smile on his face. For me, the Cannonball Run movies (who could forget Captain Chaos) were the ultimate in indulgence bringing meaning to the term "All-Star cast". Yes, the movies plot-wise were ridiculous but its motivation was pure comedy. Dom was the center of this. Dom was bombastic and his energy and comedic timing was impeccable. He was a mainstay in Mel Brooks' films with his turn as Julius Caesar in History of the World, Part 1 being one of his best. Hilarious. He was a true throwback in many ways, the way he mugged or his use of physical comedy. They don't use actors like this anymore...

Because it's damn funny...

Farrah Fawcett - She was one of the first women who made me lose interest in toys. The other being Lola Falana. Farrah was the very definition of girl next door ... though many of us could never live in this neighborhood. Of course, she was an original 'angel' and that made her a superstar. She was part of a Hollywood 'it' couple with Six Million Dollar Man, Lee Majors. I really don't know if I cared as a young boy why she didn't make it through the police academy but the fact that she was funny, hot and tough was the ultimate. Much of what she did after Charlie's Angels I did not follow, but she was definitely a turning point for me.

David Carradine - He will always be Kwai Chang Caine to me. Hell to anyone who ever watched him. David spent most of his career knowing he would be forever tied to this iconic character. I spent many days watching reruns of Kung Fu. I wanted to break boards, kick the ass of a group of bullies and walk off into the next town all because David made it cool. From Caine to Bill, David could build tension out of complete and total calm.

Because Kung Fu teaches us about life...

John Hughes - Wow. This one is a biggie. Mr. Hughes. This man's movies more than spoke to me or my generation for that matter, he guided me. Very few have captured the voice of disenfranchised youth so effortlessly. Breakfast Club still holds up to this day. Who can't relate to an athlete, a princess, a brain, a criminal and a basket case? Hell, it's probably even more relevant now. Save Ferris. Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? It all still means something. Long Duk Dong is the foreign exchange student we likely knew. And who, like Duckie, didn't make mixtapes for the girl we secretly pined for. If Hollywood remakes any of these, they will never be anything close to what the originals were. The 80's, in all it's plastic and superficial glory, were a moment in time that exemplified excess and Mr. Hughes' movies capture the angst and vulnerability of the children of that decade. Beyond those movies, he had other favorites like Vacation which had to be the nightmare we all had of being trapped in a car with our parents for a long trip. So many more... I call him Mr. Hughes because for me anyone who can give a voice to so many deserves that kind of respect.

Because you can't possibly be expected to handle school on a day like today...

Patrick Swayze - Dude, this was a man's man. This guy could play a badass like Dalton in Road House (I don't care what you say, you love that movie) and then be every girl's favorite dance instructor (Johnny Castle is the coolest name). Ghost was one of my favs because it made you believe love could transcend anything ... even death. Point Break was a great 'you are a bad guy but we can still be cool (even though I'm a cop)' movie before Fast and the Furious was ever conceived. No one played a big brother like Patrick could: Darry in The Outsiders, Jed in Red Dawn or Truman in Next of Kin. Patrick Swayze was the everyman. The ultimate man on a mission. Even if the movie was horrible, you always felt like Patrick Swayze was going to make the most of it.

Because trailers of old movies are cool...

Michael Jackson - He was the single biggest icon of my childhood. Honestly, regardless of where you land on what you believe he did or didn't do, you can't deny his impact. As a child of color, what Michael represented was that anything was now achievable. There was no longer a glass ceiling. My friends and I used to put on shows back in the day where we'd perform MJ's songs. The funny part is that we would practice for hours and hours trying to get the toe stand right or spin around at least twice or do the moonwalk with perfect amount of smoothness. I was no different from any other kid up the block, in the next city or the next country. MJ had that impact. He inspired. I listened to his music nonstop when he died...it felt like part of my childhood had gone with him. The controversy around his death is not the way I choose to remember him. He was a true artist. At the risk of being hyperbolic, it bares stating that we will never ever see someone who will have the impact on music, entertainment, charity and controversy the way Michael Jackson did.

Because I love this song...

No matter what these people mean to you, we can all agree that loss of any kind sucks. I don't think you can really prepare yourself for it no matter how hard you try. I have learned this a lot over the last couple of years and more recently in the past month (RIP TM). It doesn't get easier the older you get. I'd like to think your kids do keep you young and that is the best we can hope for in terms of immortality. This feeling is universal mainly because this summer has been one to remember and even though these people are famous, the loss isn't any easier for their families (or us). In the final analysis, they are just like us... human. Because of this, I think I will try to open my eyes now... and embrace as much life as I can.

File this under: FOUL!!!

Let me state this from jump, I am not a fan of Taylor Swift. I have an allergic reaction to country music. That said, she was the victim of an act so foul ... well let's talk after you see it.



First of all, why is Kanye West even on the damn stage. The is far more awkward than the Ol' Dirty Bastard/Shawn Colvin incident at the Grammys back in '98. Kanye West is a jackass. Though perhaps not as awkward as Lady Gaga waiting in line to use the urinal, but awkward nonetheless. I used to think it was a temporary thing to help him get established and perhaps get some cred but now I pretty much think he is a jackass.

Even after the blistering South Park parody, his mother's death and declining album sells this idiot just can't keep his mouth shut. If dude doesn't sell another record for the rest of his career, I'd be good with that. He is official on that list. The level of jackassery Kanye has achieved should be a cautionary tale for any aspiring artist. MTV should ban his ass! Period.

And while I'm venting, what the hell is up with his creepy looking bald girlfriend? In case you don't know Amber Rose, check her out here. Not a good look, Kanye. Amber, sweetheart, your eyes are scaring the kids and you have no talent. Any props anyone might give you for looking decent in a swimsuit, is eroded by your Milk Dud shaped head and your whacked out eyes. Just sayin'...

Kanye needs to put to Auto-Tune down, (because its played out thanks to T-Pain) buy Amber a Beyonce-style front lace (and some decent clothes) and go back to being hip hop. Keep it real, 'Ye.

Oh and thanks again for reading, P.

Passing thought: Kenny Ortega is evil.

Kenny Ortega is a name you are not likely to be familiar with nowadays unless you have a child who is immersed in the cult known as Disney and has viewed endlessly the trinity of High School Musical films. Before Kenny helmed the HSM juggernaut, he directed several movies like Newsies and Hocus Pocus, numerous TV shows like Ally MacBeal, Gilmore Girls and the TV version of Dirty Dancing (Why?). He is an award-winning choreographer: Xanadu (Gene Kelly's last movies and where he first hooked up with the Tubes' Fee Waybill with whom he would "She's a Beauty"), Dirty Dancing (the real movie), the most excellent 'Twist and Shout' scene in Ferris Bueller's Day Off and multiple award shows and Olympics. Not bad, huh? So why is he evil, you ask?

Would it be because he is set to direct the remake of Footloose? This is misguided, yes. Evil? Not quite. Or maybe it's because he has single-handedly subjected millions of unsuspecting parents to Zac Efron? Sick, maybe? Calculating, hell yes! But not really the work of a mastermind.

Kenny's crime is one so vile and diabolical that it truly defies comprehension. We would have almost missed it but the memory is a funny thing. It is truly amazing what the mind will file away and then suddenly, without warning ... bam!!! Ladies and Gentleman I submit to you the first piece of evidence...

Over 25 years ago, Kenny set upon an unsuspecting world a music video that is widely regarded as the worse music video of all time ... that alone would be enough. Well I'm getting ahead of myself. Without further ado, the truly heinous "Rock Me Tonite"... try not to die laughing.

So I know you may never forgive me, but again I do this for your own good. As I said, this alone would be criminal enough but then you consider the next piece of evidence. Kenny would not only create a manic piece of white hot mess in this video, he would revisit this crime a quarter century later, this time the victim is (dun dun duuuuunnnn!!!!) our kids! Oh no he didn't! Yes, yes he did. You doubt me? The joke on you and Kenny is laughing ... hard.

I rest my case.

Yes. I know. It is so wrong. It proves the criminals like this can't be rehabilitated. Zac probably didn't know he was merely a pawn in a truly sinister plan. The choreography is eerily similar although Zac is certainly a better dancer. But damn. The randomness of it all makes the head spin. Billy marches around the room in a manner that could only be compared to a chicken with a meth addiction and Zac seemed to be venting but without benefit of GPS and yet he expertly covers all 18 holes on the golf course. IT'S SOOOO WRONG! So this next time your pre-teen makes you watch High School Musical 2, please remember this moment and help take a bite out of crime.

On a side note, Kenny was set to direct the Michael Jackson tour before his untimely death. He will be at the helm of This Is It, the Michael Jackson movie compiled from rehearsal footage. He may not atone for the crime laid out before you but at least he might be able to lessen the sting.

That is all. And thanks for reading, P.

Quick hit

Party at the Big House today! A rivalry renewed? Clausen vs. Forcier. Maligned second year head coach vs. coach on the hotseat!!! It gets no better. Michigan vs. Notre Dame. One of the longest rivalries in college football. I am amped. Talk later.

Friday Flashback

This week I wanted to keep the 70's and 80's top of mind. I have a few classic tracks buzzin' around in my head. Let's get it movin'...

Okay, so let's consider this a two for one. So that it is stated, Chaka Khan is one of the greatest voices ever and before Save the Last Dance, Step Up and any other 'hey white girl, I bet I can teach you to dance hip-hop style by the end of this montage' movie was made, Breakin' was the best (yea a little cheesy, mug much Shabba-Doo?). The dancing was on point, Boogaloo Shrimp was the kid everyone wanted dance like. I chose this because of "Ain't Nobody" and my true affection for this song. It's a forceful love song that makes you bounce. Chaka is tellin' your ass that nobody can make her feel like you do and you better recognize!!!! I have to hit you with this and a classic Rufus clip because so many forget about the greatness of Rufus and when Chaka was hot...

Next up, is a little rock goodness. Yes it is Yacht Rock (if you don't know what that is, go here and here) but it's good nonetheless. Toto. Yea, I said it. Toto is really good. Let me put it together for you. The heart and soul of Toto was Steve Lukather, Jeff Porcaro (and brothers Mike and Steve), David Paich and Bobby Kimball. The band had a string of hits in the late 70's and 80's ... too many to list.

Sufficed to say this group of musicians had a long lasting impact on the music industry to this day. Lukather is one of the greatest session guitarists ever, working with Michael Jackson, Aretha Franklin, Lionel Richie and George Benson, in addition to being an accomplished writer and producer. David Paich was one of the most prolific songwriters of the 80's. Among the hits he penned: "99", "Rosanna", "Africa", "Lady Love Me" (by the aforementioned George Benson) and the truly awesome Boz Scaggs hit “Lowdown”. Oh and this little Cheryl Lynn hit (with the equally prolific David Foster) which also explains this (listen closely).

The Porcaro clan's impact is truly immeasurable. Steve composed my favorite MJ track, "Human Nature" (Lukather on guitar). Jeff Porcaro, before his untimely death in '92 was the session drummer of choice back in the day. His drums can be heard on the MJ hits "Beat It", "Human Nature"," The Girl is Mine" and “Lowdown”, he got his break on the classic Steely Dan album Katy Lied when he was only 19. He also played on the Don Henley hits "New York Minute", "Dirty Laundry" and Michael McDonald's ode to not being able to let go "I Keep Forgettin'". I should also note that Porcaro and McDonald both got their breaks with Steely Dan. More on that later. Steely Dan’s impact is a post in and of itself.

I could go on but you get the point... if you were a song in the 80's, chances are you were written, produced and/or composed by one of these guys. Nice.

Here is one of my favorite Toto tracks because love isn't always on time ... Hold the Line.

Jeff Porcaro with Boz Scaggs in '76 - Lowdown

The late Michael Jackson performing Human Nature live...



Michael McDonald telling his girl it will never be the same ... but he wishes it was.



So this next track is a personal favorite. It really is indicative of the time. Released in 1983, the Tubes' "She's a Beauty" was one part blistering guitar rock and one part 80's synth confection. The video is fun due in large part by the over the top performance by lead singer Fee Waybill and the direction by (fun fact) High School Musical maestro Kenny Ortega. And of course to keep the Toto connection, Steve Lukather co-wrote this hit with Waybill and Mr. "I write hits" David Foster.

You had to know I would connect the dots...

She's A Beauty／The tubes
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I will leave you with this. To bring it all the way home, Lukather and Steve Porcaro played on Chaka Khan's "I Feel for You" solo album. The title track's video features... wait for it ... Shabba Doo and Boogaloo Shrimp from the Breakin' movies. Your mind is officially blown. Damn!!

Chaka Khan-I Feel For You @ Yahoo! Video

College football baby!!! What I learned yesterday...

Wow! What a way to kick off the first weekend of the college season. There were some great games and some not-so-great. But that is what I love about college football, not matter how a team looks on paper, when they strap 'em up on game day anyone can win. Just ask Oklahoma.

Teams I like...

First up. Big Blue!! Okay, I know I was critical of Rich Rod but, I have to give him credit. The man can recruit. Big props to him for not letting the drama of the week get the best of him. The future in Ann Arbor looks very bright. Tate Forcier played out of his mind yesterday (13-20, 179 yards 3 TDs and no picks). As a true freshman, he showed poise and control way beyond his years. Denard Robinson made his first case to be my new favorite Wolverine with a spectacular touchdown run. The guy had only been on campus three freakin' weeks. My excitement is tempered by the fact that although Michigan led going into the second half (31-0), they didn't score at all in the latter frame. This may have been a function of trying to work out the kinks, treating the game like a glorified scrimmage. Or, they might have wanted to go the distance without running up the score. Who knows? Also, they were playing Western Michigan. They have a real test next week at home against the Fighting Irish who were equally impressive in their opener. Go Big Blue!!

The Blaine Gabbert era began in the Lou' yesterday and boy he looked dynamite (Chase who?). Dude looks the part for sure. His line is ridiculous (25/33, 319 yards with 3 TDs plus one rushing TD and no picks). With Maclin and Coffman gone you'd think MU would be without weapons: You would be wrong. Denario Alexander and Jared Perry are an explosive tandem (225 yards and a TD between the two). If Alexander can stay healthy, then he may the catalyst for a great season. The D looked like it hasn't lost a step with constant pressure keeping Juice confused. The Tigers have become the class of the Big 12 North and will make this year very interesting, especially when league play begins. It is hard to argue that Pinkel hasn't become one of best recruiters in the Big 12. One of the biggest knocks on GP was game management and prep, but damned if the Tigers didn't look like they were in midseason form.

Everyone else in the Big 12 won (except Colorado who plays tonight). Oh wait ... I forgot. That blaring country music (likely A Tear in My Beer) coming from the state of Oklahoma (no, not the tailgating at the shiny new Boone Pickens Stadium) it was coming from Norman. Heisman Trophy winner Sam Bradford got Brady'd yesterday on a non-dirty play (It's tackle football!) and the collective breaths of the thousands gathered in the new Texas Stadium (or whatever it's called) were held til the news came back that the x-rays were negative. Landry Jones played valiantly but obviously wasn't ready to be thrown to a hungry pit of Mormons. BYU was on a mission. Sorry Sooners.

Other teams of note...

So, all the talk about USC and starting a true freshman was much to do about nothing. You knew the only pro football team in Cali worth talking about (Zing!) would simply reload. Pete Carroll is going to have his boys ready and they held it down like you'd expect them to in a pummeling of the poor bastards at San Jose State (56-3).

Weis-watch 2009 began at Notre Dame Stadium Saturday against the Wolfpack of Nevada. Jimmy Clausen looked very sharp with 3 bills and 4 TD passes. The Irish are currently ranked 23 in the nation and have a lot to prove this year. They play in Ann Arbor next week so we'll see if Touchdown Jesus will travel. Charlie will have to make it to a BCS bowl for this season to be seen as a success. The boosters are tired of waiting.

Lane Kiffin, who singled handily pissed off every other SEC team this offseason, came with the thunda' with a complete dismantling of lowly Western Kentucky. The Vols looked like they were playing the Wii out there. The numbers aren't worth mentioning because, again, they played Western Kentucky. Once Lane and Pops Kiffin take their act into the heart of division play, they might not look so hot. Then Al Davis will be smiling ... if zombies can actually do that.

Other news...

Cut down day in the NFL. Yes, the Chiefs did their part to contribute to the unemployment rate. No, they didn't cut their whole team. The news is who they did cut. Benard Pollard. The Bonecrusher is no more. Wow. I know he didn't have a great camp and rumored not to be a fan of new DC Clancy Pendergast, but damn. So, I guess Mike Brown is the guy. The waiver wire promises to be white hot and the Chiefs better be super active. They have the money, they have needs (boy do they ever) and most importantly THEY HAVE THE MONEY!!!! Some names to look at OT Tony Pashos (cut by Jacksonville), Alex Smith a veteran TE that could make that position respectable at least for one year in KC (stop gap), veteran WR David Patten or Super Bowl savior David Tyree.

I guess Offensive Coordinators are passé this year. Maybe Haley and Dick Jauron know something we don't.

Because people getting knocked out is cool...

Flashback Friday

I'm in a mellow mood ...

Nothing says mellow like Tribe.

Award Tour



Jeff Buckley is still one of the best ever... gone way too soon

Grace



Refugee Camp in full effect. Lauryn, why the hell can't you be this ill again?

Ready or Not



Flipping the script completely ... one of my all time favs. No, I don't claim the No Doubt version. Talk Talk baby.

It's my Life




That is all. Blackest Night is coming. It's just too good to avoid covering ... you've been warned.

Bite Size

Quick Thoughts:

Disney buys Marvel - I like it. Look, say what you want about the mouse, you have to respect their hustle. Disney's main goal is owning mindshare of the kids and the pocket books of the parents. If it ain't broke don't fix it. As a comic fan and the parent of an eight year-old it is the best of both worlds (sorry). The value of Marvel is the rich history which is is primed and ready to be mined for long term return. Marvel will reap the benefits of having the most dominant and effective branding, merchandising and promotional giant at their disposal. Not to mention they are a distribution juggernaut. Bitch! (Look it up).

The way I see it, there are seven key things that have to happen for this to work:

• The core business has to be preserved. Comics are the redheaded step-child of pop culture. But ultimately, the new House of Mouse will need to focus on core competencies and leverage new assets to be successful. Marvel needs to regain the imagination of the 5-15 year-old set. Cultivating new fans is key to survival of the industry and it just so happens that Disney is proficient in this area. Honestly, if they can make it work it will be a far more successful relationship than DC and Time-Warner.


• Editorial freedom. Asthma inhalers all over the country collectively puffed once the annoucement was made public. The fear is the watering down of the some of the great storytellers in the business. This is pre-mature. Kansas City's own Jason Aaron is one of the hottest the industry has to offer. His books sell ... not on gimmick but on merit. (I'm not just saying this because he's the commissioner of our Fantasy Football league although should he be reading I am angling for the number one pick ... I'm just sayin') Disney can't mess with the creative process because a focus group said that Aunt May should have "female friend" or the Avengers need more characters of discreet economic backgrounds. I, for one, don't believe the Punisher will cease punishing and began counseling villains. However, Ultimate Donald Duck written by Bendis and a Max Goofy written by Ennis does intrigue me.


• Disney needs to branch out from fairies, princesses and pop stars. In the last ten years, Disney has perfected a formula that has generated millions (sorry Nickelodeon). But there is nothing remotely pop or bubblegum about Marvel. Anything that takes away from the value of the vast library of characters (and stories) Marvel has will be met with geek rage. You have been warned.


• Pixar. Dude, this is by far the most interest aspect of the new marriage. Marvel gets a cool in-law. Pixar brings quality, strong branding and immense marketing know how to the table. Imagine Spider-Man, X-Men or even better - something completely new! Geek-gasm for sure. Yea, I said it!


• Marvel Studios has to stay autonomous. My excitement for a Pixar/Marvel Universe not withstanding, Marvel Studios has laid out a great blueprint for a movie universe that is a geek's dream. The plan is well conceived and they need to see it through.


• New markets. With the reach Disney has, its reasonable to assume the expansion of the Marvel line to world markets in a much more profitable and strategic way is on the horizon. In addition, comics have an expansive distribution network of independent dealers which could further open disney products yielding interesting results. The collectors' market would be very responsive to collectables, premiums and other products which would leverage two words Disney employs very well: Limited Edition. The wild card will be how Disney approaches the digital question. Disney plays in this space currently and would do well to develop a strategy that addresses this hot button in a way that uses technology to its fullest potential but does not alienate dealers. Otherwise the honeymoon might be over quickly...


• The Fans. Both Marvel and Disney have core audiences which can likely co-exist as both could likely benefit from the others passion. Passion means dollars. Dollars means more products. Products mean happiness. Now understand, this means comic fans will have to now share which we don't do very well but a marriage like this can be a difficult transistion for everyone. Just ask the Bradys.

The Chiefs - I have avoided this as long as possible. While I like the hiring of Pioli, the concern I have is around Todd Haley. I don't doubt his passion, however, I do doubt his patience. The dismissal of Chan Gailey, while it makes total sense (the two couldn't co-exist), the thought that Haley will call the offensive plays himself is an extremely risky move. If that doesn't work, then he'll lose more than a few games ... he'll lose the locker room. I commend him for driving the need for accountability. The man is clear on his intentions. This is refreshing.

The biggest issue is the damn offensive line. Wow. They can't block anybody. I mean 22 guys off the street can block better than these guys (sorry Todd). The right side of the line might as well be holograms because I'm not really convinced there are real people there truly, you know, blocking. And the collective gasp of Arrowhead on Saturday night after Cassel went down two minutes into the game should have made Pioli sphinter tighten up enough to realize he has to make this a priority otherwise Clark Hunt may want to rethink the 63 milli he dropped on Cassel. He can't throw downfield from his back. Or a stretcher.

The second priority is the receiving corp. Reports are out there are that Toomer has been released. (We barely knew thee) Bowe needs a competent number 2 and right now we have a corp of fives. Haley's offensive tendencies are predecated on a potent aerial attack and right now our attack is as potent as Grampa without his little blue wonders. I guess we'll wait and see ... after the disaster that has been Royals baseball, KC fans may want to start buying comics to pass the time (I hear Marvel is hot right now.)

Michigan football - I'm a Big Blue fan. Unapologetically so. I can say this without batting an eye. I hate Rich Rodriguez. He doesn't get it at all. 3-9 his first year! While I was intrigued by Michigan running the spread, I'm not convinced that Rich Rod can get it done. That said, the newest allogations don't bug me because this isn't a phenomenon single onto Michigan, however, it is a black eye on a storied program that doesn't need the headache. If RR can't get it together this season he won't be there for a year three.

And now for something completely different...

The worst movie ever made? Well yes. The Room is just that. My friend JC over at Welcome to the Persistence have been gracious enough to review the movie on your behalf. Thanks JC!!! Of course, JC is blind now as he carved out his own eyes with a spoon because he felt the abuse that was wrought on them could never be overcome. So please, for the price of a click here you can help a blind man ... well not really, but it will make me feel better. I asked him to review it. Say what you want, it does take talent to make a movie that makes you a ton of money even though everyone hates it. It's so bad that it has become a pop culture anomaly in that screening parties have popped up all over the country as have tribute sites and fan clubs. Who can predict what people will buy ... I would have said the whole home computer thing would have failed miserably but I guess the jury is still out. I still use an abacus.

I'm going to get a bowl of cereal now ... feeling like some Apple Jacks.